Law 69

Law 69 states that if a woman is to pants a man, she must then give him a blowjob.

Yeah man, she totally thought she could pants me, but thanks to Law 69 she had to blow me after!

by DustierPond3 April 23, 2021

puberty 69

ass hair a ton of it

I'm going through puberty 69

by anonymous May 14, 2021

lightbulb 69

When someone is having 69 sex and smashes a lightbulb around their partners body but most likely the head

Did you know Steve was having lightbulb 69 last night

by Cheesey farts 69 May 31, 2021

L0ki._69

Loki._69 is the bestest coolest friend that i have and people should be jealous of me because i have such a cool friend to be honest🙄

l0ki._69 is zaddy dilf

by Dysfunctuoninghearts June 10, 2021

pissbaby_69_

They r the best Mutual and the sweetest person u will know. They care abt u a lot and r always here if u need anything. They r so beautiful and have such good taste in clothes

I love pissbaby_69_ they r the best

by Celi<3 August 3, 2021

Imnotinthemood.69

Balls

Person1: Hey are you in the mood to 69?

Person2: Imnotinthemood.69!

by Dumpy doo August 11, 2021

Order 69

Similar to Star Wars, however this is the direction your CEO gives when he wants to fuck the whole company.

Our company was profitable with happy customers until Todd executed Order 69 and just fucked everyone over. Say goodbye to our bonuses.

by Flexo Rodriguez August 21, 2021