Magic Carpet Ride

Having toe curlingly good sex with someone who has an uncontrolled bush.

Johnny hasn't manscaped in weeks, so now I get to go on a magic carpet ride.

by beedazzle September 20, 2011

Magic Carpet Ride

When you stick it in a girls ass, and then ride her down the stairs

Last night me and becky wanted to mix it up so we tried a magic carpet ride

by Hugh Hardon July 29, 2019

magic school bus

A super awesome school bus a few atlanta ravers impulsively decided they were going to buy to carry large groups of other ravers to far away events in, starting with Beyond Wonderland Seattle 2011.

The Rabbit: Hey man, I hear the Magic School Bus is going to Alchemy this year. You going?

The Walrus: Hell yeah! The Magic School Bus beats the hell out of carpoooling.

The Rabbit: True that, homie!

by Maddest Of The Hatters March 23, 2011

Four Magic Words

A term used in a noisy situation to calm everyone down, and get everything under control.

Four Magic Words
-Shut
-The
-Fuck
-Up

Man 1: *babbles incoherently*
Man 2: *balles perhaps more incoherently*
Man 3: Four magic words, you guys.

by Dead Red November 29, 2007

Magic 8-Ball

The act of using both cocaine and LSD at the same time. The effect of which is similar to an acid trip meeting a freight train, and then having pair of them then jump off a cliff.

I heard Jim shook the Magic 8-Ball the other day." "He sure did; now he thinks he has all the answers.

by PrinceMadness June 10, 2011

Magic Shell Shit

A Magic Shell shit is a shit that comes out as a thick brown liquid, but hardens into a solid when it hits the cold toilet water. Usually comes out shaped like a Dairy Queen chocolate cone. This heated liquid usually burns your asshole coming out.

Jay : Oh hell, I just shit out that burrito. It came out as a Magic Shell shit. The toilet almost didn't swallow it all.

Jan : What the fuck dude!?

by kainalukai July 20, 2011

Magical Mister Mistoffelees

The prestigious sexual act of of motor boating another's genitals.

After Armand motorboated Bridget's bosom, she reciprocated by performing the Magical Mister Mistoffelees on him.

by Magical Mister ALB February 22, 2012