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Social distancing zombies

In order to maintain a safe distance from others, people were conditioned to raise their arms in front of them. When everyone shuffled around with their arms raised in front of them, the advised level of social distancing was maintained. In lockdown, only a few social distancing zombies were out and about.
I took my handkerchief out to blow my nose and the social distancing zombies scattered.
by Option 22 March 26, 2020
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Zombiatarian

A zombie deeply concerned about the care of other zombies; being devoted to the promotion of zombie welfare.
The zombiatarian effort was a great relief to many of the zombies suffering after the humanitarian group was eaten.
by Jastoz January 10, 2005
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Zombie Fuck

To preform any sexual practice on somebody until they are just laying there completely imobile, but still alive.
Anna is so going to zombie fuck her boyfriend tonight.
by Babygurl8324 December 7, 2009
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Zombie Hitler

Infamous German dictator Adolf Hitler is back from the dead! Well, not really, he's kind of undead. Zombie Hitler may lead the anticipated zombie apocalypse. It is not yet known. What is know is that he has a Facebook page and is currently trying to gather supporters. Whether his intention is to de-brain us all or not is yet to be determined. Some speculate he has merely returned to de-brain Hermann Fegelein, who has also returned from the dead. Whether Fegelein is also a zombie or simply a time traveller is a topic open for debate.
Zombie Hitler's fb page is waaaay cool man!
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
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Zombie

When you collect all of your roaches to roll a blunt or joint if you are low on weed.
Ay we out of weed but I got roaches tryna roll a zombie?
by I-BE-SUÁVE October 1, 2018
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zombiecore

A genre of metal music created by the band Forgetting Skaro. This genre involves the lyrics being said with low grunts and screams, similar to that of a zombie. The genre also commonly does not contain any music, drawing focus to the vocals.
"These vocals are great, is this metal?"
"No, Kirsten. It's zombiecore."
by zombiecoreyumbut October 24, 2012
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zombie survivalism

The theory that with good preparation, you can defend yourself and live through the zombie apocalypse. Proponents may take concrete steps to be ready by installing extra security around the home, stockpiling provisions, plus purchasing firearms and four-wheel-drive vehicles.
Teen son: "Dad, can we remove the stairs in our house? Zombies can't climb."

Father: "You must've been reading that book on zombie survivalism. Guess what...I found it in the humor section at the book store, not even science fiction."
by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014
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