To headbutt near the end of the FIFA World Cup, causing your team to suffer during penalty kicks, and having the shittiest retirement in the history of soccer.
Italian player: "Blah, blah, blah, YOUR MOM!!"
Zidane: *Headbutt*
Italian player: "You dumbshit, you cost your team the game!"
Zidane: *Headbutt*
Italian player: "You dumbshit, you cost your team the game!"
by pretish July 29, 2006
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by Lolkol April 20, 2019
Get the Zihan mug.Zeran is a word used to describe getting played by someone who presents good intentions with ulterior motives. For example, a person that knows you have feelings for them will take advantage of your feelings and ask you to be in a committed relationship while they keep making plans to get back with multiple exe’s behind your back. Behind closed doors they’ll tell you what you want to hear but they downplay your relationship to their friends, family and the world on social media. When you call them out on their shadiness they turn it back on you and try to make you out to be “crazy”.
“What happened between you two?”
“Oh man, she said she loved me but kept making plans to get back with her ex-husband AND the guy she cheated on her husband with... she totally pulled a zeran so I finally cut her off.”
“Oh man, she said she loved me but kept making plans to get back with her ex-husband AND the guy she cheated on her husband with... she totally pulled a zeran so I finally cut her off.”
by Datmoke May 3, 2021
Get the zeran mug.A variation of 'Shazam!' & exclaimed in the same way when a game turning goal is scored. A way of showing tribute to the great one. Also similar to a pwnt but only used on the field.
by floW XII November 30, 2006
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Get the zirqn mug.Used in the same context as raped or destroyed, Zidaned is a term used to describe completely destroying the competition. Like with a swift headbutt to the chest.
by Shawn K. July 12, 2006
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by meeeeeChanglie December 10, 2018
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