Zimmerman

A Zimmerman is annoying and they don’t have a lot of money or friends. They are very insecure with themselves but they can be funny sometimes

-I hate her
-it must be a Zimmerman

by ougbugg9v October 20, 2020

zimmered

When someone does something patently wrong and then apologises publicly in a melodramatic way so as to garner sympathy greater than that given to the person that was wronged originally.

"I can't believe that 72 year old fat fuck Zimmered me and now I'm the bad guy! Maldito Gerbil!"

by Pedro Martinez October 22, 2003

Zilberter

A penis. A cock. A schlong. Usually circumsized. Always Jewish.

Josh the jew has the longest zilberter I've ever seen. Even gay Derek does.

by Briar Johnson July 16, 2008

ryan zimmerman

sexy, 3rd baseman who loves paul sharp. He has a nice asshole. he is among the most badass people alive.

punch in the asshole.

ryan zimmerman

by paulsharp October 20, 2008

Zimmer

An electrical device (usually a coffee grinder) used to bust up bud (weed). NOT THE SAME as a grinder.

"Hey, wanna use my grinder?"
"Nah, I got a zimmer, no hands needed!"

by 420swed420 April 22, 2009

zimberbo

a chubby round human who hubbles along on one foot and runs into parked cars and hides in the bushes and waits for lil boys to run by and then jumpes out and bites their fingers off

catherine!

by ghfghfgh January 4, 2003

Molly Zimmerman

A fatass who sucks mad dick.

Girl 1: Oh my god did you see that girl?

Girl 2: Yea, she's such a Molly Zimmerman

by Thenicestbitch August 1, 2011