certified twenty

used to describe a person of the opposite sex (or same sex if ur into that) that is a twenty on a ten scale.

Yo, check out the certified twenty in the corner ova there.

by Elaine April 16, 2005

Certified Ripper

One that drives like hell on any road

Chris is definitely a certified ripper.

by Redneck509 January 13, 2020

J+ Certified

the act of perfection. completing or doing something beyond what was expected. going obove and beyond. being approved by jong, the perfect person. without flaws or defects.

claudio completed that course, got an A+ but really produced work worthy of being j+ certified.

by frankg January 18, 2008

Certified Bachelor

A male who turned 35 years old or is at least 35 years old and has never married or had children. They usually are men who enjoy being single.

Joe: Hey, Hector, you're 36 years old and you never got married?
Hector: Nope, I guess I'm a Certified Bachelor.

by txmx April 4, 2006

Certified Officials

Meaning to be recongized as one or many of the real thing in it's category.

Certified Officials are the best gears of war clan ever.

by ThaxTruth August 20, 2008

Certified Unix Network Technician

An acrostic for Cunt, hidden inside an authentic-sounding technical title. Origination: Arlington, Virginia

Also see: Certified User of New Technology and See You Next Tuesday, among others.

Good God, can she be any more of a Certified Unix Network Technician?

by Darsen in DC July 27, 2016

certified preowned

A girl or guy that's have been used before but been refurbished a certified pre-owned of one choice to consider. few years old with low mile like not a lot drama.

Girl your are a certified preowned!

by CPO2017 January 27, 2017