Jolynn Marie Zimmerman.

The epitome of weak. A girl who will follow you around like a lost puppy dog. A major whore that has nothing better to do rather than to be a try-hard. JMZ for short.

Girl 1; Did you see that girl following her friend around?

Girl 2; You mean like an JMZ?

Girl 1; Yeah.. that bitch is definitely a Jolynn Marie Zimmerman.

Girl 1 && Girl 2;; LOL. Weak ass bitch.

by Random bitch c; December 29, 2011

Zimmerman Blumpkin

To take a fine, messy dump on a girl's bosom while she gives you a blow job. Originating from the Yankee legend and former bench coach Don Zimmerman.

Dude - What did you do last night?

Guy - I had some Chipotle, took a girl back to my place and then she gave me a Zimmerman Blumpkin. I was all like, "Ah yeah, you like that shit, don't you?"

Dude- Nice

by Pedro Martinezzzz October 25, 2008

igby zimmerman

a nimrod who wants to be jewish whom is overly obsessed with sarita(BFF). this little number also enjoys masterbating to disney porn and singing along to the wiggles. she also HAD A CRACKER FOR LUNCH...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!

igby-"hey!...i had a cracker for lunch"
sarita-"....AAHHHHHH!!!!"

by sarita February 10, 2005

Zimmerman bait

Items such as skittles and Arizona tea, used to lure in potential suspect and shady neighborhood watchmen like George Zimmerman

"Man I'm craving some skittles and Arizona tea right now bro"

"Easy now man.....Zimmerman bait is dangerous for young African males like yourself"

by smitysubaru January 29, 2015

zimmering

The act of using a zimmer frame

The old woman went zimmering down the road

by UrOnyABollíx October 30, 2010

zimmers

biiiiggggggger cccccooooooccccckkkkkk

zimmers

by ghottiweiner February 1, 2019

zimmerla

A stupid fgt n00b who likes dudes and is a homo for sure. He envies me and wishes he could compete with my 1337 ness, but he knows he will never be able to. Basically is gay and sucks at everything.

Zimmerla is one fgt noob

by A$-Money February 28, 2005