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Zachary

A cute little tiny boy with a beard and very high testosterone levels (not for his height though). He is very attractive and is known to have all the ladies (and men) around him at all times. He sits close to me and I have a massive crush on him even though I’m a straight male but he is just irresistible.
Person 1. I’m a straight male
*Zachary walks in
Person 1 : Omg Zachary daddy.
by InterimLegend February 25, 2022
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Zachary

A shitty driver that drives a 1986 Chevy C10 and will run out of gas in the middle of the road and then proceed to get stuck in the mud in a farmers field and then he will crash into the SHS baseball fence and then break his transmission and then have to replace it and he also loves to give females blowjobs and he will get gitty when he talks about doing stupid things in his truck and or actually doing the stupid things in his truck. He shits on Honda Civics.
What the fuck did you see the way you were driving in front of me man? You were such a Zachary.
by EggnogBoi16 April 11, 2023
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James Zachary Scott

James Zachary Scott is hands down one of a kind. He can make friends wherever he goes. A couple of his best qualities are making someone laugh when they need it most and he’s one of the best listeners a person could ask for. Also no one is ever surprised by his ability to be a complete smartass, some might say he could be a professional smartass.
If only more things in life were a James Zachary Scott.
by TomBradylovesyou August 9, 2019
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Zakk, Zachary, Zachariah

A total jack ass who somehow manages to simultaneously care too much and not give the slightest fuck about anything. He has a weird ass way of giving to others too much but somehow acts greedy as fuck though he won't hesitate to share his sandwich but he eats the bigger half every time. He could be a natural leader if his confidence didn't come in waves and he had some typebof consistency or took more pride in his work and no matter what you say to him he's always got some type of answer or excuse. He's a perfect example of why abortion should always be legal because reportedly he was some blonde teens accident gone wrong. Rejection from his own mom and every other person in his life gives him awkward ass vibes that border between catholic pedo priest and cultist serial killer voted number 1 most likely to bomb a school he claims he doesn't trust hospital drugs but will easily contradict himself by turning around and snort meth out of the hairy asscrack of a Mexican shemale while drinking her pee. He only ever applies himself when it benefits him in some way or another and barely does the minimum required effort to get the job done. If you ever try to call him out he shrugs and says everyone else is doing it this way or no one told me any better and he has to have the last word in every argument. But here's the worst part about him, supposedly as a child he sacrificed his freewill to both God and Satan to make peace between good and evil then got abducted by aliens in 97.
Hey should we invite Zakk, Zachary, Zachariah to the BBq?

"Oh hell no that weird mother fucker will have us high and fucking in a orgy"
by Variablesizeddick September 27, 2022
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Zachary

1.Has a big cock
2.Will break your heart
3.Pretty hot but not nearly as hot as the girls they date.
4.Cocky as hell
OMG that guy is so cocky...he must be a zachary.
by 2 hott babez July 22, 2009
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Zachary

A rich american that can buy anything in the world and is known for being greek too.
Hey, Zachary bought me some V bucks
by just9 year olds May 20, 2019
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Zachary

A male person's name; most common "Z" lettered name for a male
The person who made this is named Zachary!
by 12a4 June 20, 2019
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