yeast infection

Fungal infection of the genitals. "Cottage cheese" for the girls, "genital dandruff" for the boys. Other symptoms may include itching burning rashes bad smells or white discharge, but may also be largely asymptomatic.

Sexually transmittable, but not an STD per se, as one needn't have sexual contact to get it. JUST CAUSE YOU GET IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU FUCKED SOMEONE WHO HAD IT (OR ANYONE AT ALL, PERHAPS EVER), BUT IF YOU DO FUCK SOMEONE WHO HAS IT, YOU MAY GET IT. Can also be caused by dietary imbalances, bad personal hygiene, genetics, etc. etc.

Sometimes goes away on its own, sometimes damn hard to eliminate entirely despite throwing a whole pharmacy aisle of OTCs and a half dozen prescriptions at it.

Eating sugar will make it worse almost instantaneously if you have it.

Ooooh fuuuuuuuck it burns it burns oh please god kill me. This yeast infection shit's worse than hemorrhoids!

by Fylhtq July 25, 2011

Yeast Cream

Insult of 2008. Modern answer to the overused douchebag. Also commonly spelled yeast creme.

"Dude, why are you being such a Yeast Cream?"

"You're as nasty as Yeast Cream on toast."

by Kiddyphenil06 October 12, 2008

yeast pocket

Can refer to the vagina of a woman who is either unhygienic or chooses to engage in sexual intercourse with unhygienic men, leading one to think her vagina is likely to have a yeast infection.

After a few beers that yeast pocket by the bar wasn't looking half bad.

by theCJH May 31, 2014

Yoastin

Falling asleep in the middle of work or anything you might be expected to be doing.

"I was on the bus on my way to work and I was yoastin the whole time" or "While the professor was giving his lectured I yoasted for a quick minute"

by Baker27 September 22, 2011

I am the yeast of thoughts and mind

The legendary line in the Globglogabgalab song, where he speaks in the most autistic tone ever while his belly flops.

I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and mind

by IAMTHEYEASTOFTHOUGHTSANDMIND May 5, 2018

yeast

small, single-celled fungi of the phylum Ascomycota that reproduce by fission and are capable of fermenting carbohydrates into alcohol and carbon dioxide (Webster's).

I baked the bread and waited for the yeast to rise.
How does not using toilet paper make you a slut?

by red dragon July 17, 2003

Yeast Infection

Hell. A chemical imbalance in the vagina (also possible in men but uncommon) leading to raw, itchy and irritated skin making it extremely uncomfortable to move or walk. Frequently referred to as hell.

I got some action and then I got a yeast infection. Now I can't move. My life is Hell.

by krazyk7829 December 8, 2010