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Will Smif

The way Will Smith pronounces his own name.
"Hey whats up everyone it's me, Will Smif."
-Will Smith
by rectangle March 6, 2009
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I will send you to Jesus

what an Asian says while holding a sandal threatening you to death.
"I will send you to Jesus" said Dumbledore calmly.
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will roland

the king of dank memes, actor who has played some gay people like Jeremy Heere and Jared Kleinman
person 1: gosh i really wish i could find someone like will roland
person 2: m o o d
by richardgoranski69 September 1, 2018
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Another kickass song by Nirvana, this one off their last album In Utero. Is a great example of Kurt Cobain's lyrical genius at work. It was inspired by Francis Farmer, an actor of the 30s and 40s who underwent many hardships.
Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle--

It's so relieving, to know that you're leaving, as soon as you get paid
It's so relaxing, to hear that you're asking, wherever you get your way
It's so soothing, to know that you'll sue me, this is starting to sound the same

I miss the comfort in being sad

In her false witness, we hope you're still with us, to see if they float or drown
Our favorite patient, a display of patience, disease-covered Puget Sound
She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars, and leave a blanket of ash on the ground

I miss the comfort in being sad
by Rush8192 September 25, 2005
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Will Smith

A Will Smith is a beta simp cuckold who is willing to get violent in order to protect the honour of his wife's boyfriend. He will actively seek out a female who enjoys to belittle and shame him in public.
It breaks my heart to see how Tina treats Tom. He used to have a backbone before he met her, now he's just another Will Smith.
by Unclecrazy April 6, 2022
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Will

A guy who, if your lucky enough to know, should be treated with respect and love. A guy I love enough to have let go of him. He wants to fit in, but be extraordinary at the same time, and never knew that he might have to choose one or another at some time and he was, when I was lucky enough to even call him a friend, and even now; so special. I love and miss him everyday, but I have to remember that I ruined our relationship. If you have one, do what's best for him, but remember to not let him go 99.99% of the time.
"I pushed that Will away because I didn't want to be around for when his dream girl realized just how perfect he is... I didn't want to become the biggest third wheel ever."
"There goes that Will with his beautiful eyes..."
"That Will's so flawless... Too bad things will never be the same between us because of what I said..."
"I hope Will's dream girl finally goes out with him, so he can be his happiest, whether that's with me or without me in his life."
"I never meant to hurt that Will, but somehow my loser self managed to anyway."
"I let Will go because I knew he'd found girls that I could never fit in with... Girls that could make him 10X happier than I ever could."
by L113 June 17, 2013
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never-will-be

Similar to a has-been, but without the interval of being genuinely famous between originally being a nobody and then becoming a nobody again (afterwards).

The term is also sometimes applied to pseudo-celebrities that are used to pad out the roster of guests at TV programs and other events that wanted real celebrities, but couldn't get them.

Sometimes, the never-will-be is deluded enough to think that they truly were famous at some point, and is irritated that they aren't generally treated like the celebrities they feel they should have been.

Synonym: never-was.
He's never done anything important enough to be a has-been -- he's a never-will-be.
by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 29, 2006
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