That impossibly charming colleague who can be aloof at times but is surprisingly nice and affectionate one on one
by CyberKat6161 December 1, 2016

Often a gay man, but it could be anyone who appears blandly conservative him or herself, but who is usually turned on by rough looking people who stink of trouble.
Whoa! Did you see Ted leave the bar with that tweeked out skank with all the neck tattoos? Ted is SUCH a Social Worker!
by Playa Bugger October 30, 2011

A person who would build nice, awesome things, if only they had that newest, best tool. Or, if they had any skills.
Example:
My neighbor Jeff is such a would-worker. He's always saying how he would build a new shed, and would build chairs, and would make furniture if he only had the ToolMaster 5000, instead of the MegaTool4500.
My neighbor Jeff is such a would-worker. He's always saying how he would build a new shed, and would build chairs, and would make furniture if he only had the ToolMaster 5000, instead of the MegaTool4500.
by R Salas February 19, 2009

Santa elfs who have little pay whatsoever. They usally get paid 2$ a day. They have poor ventilation in thier cramped, dangerous workshop.
by u9h9uuuhhuu9h August 22, 2007

A chronic mental condition that affects the mind of a worker usually caused by a variety of different things including paranoia, fatigue, insomnia, and preexisting psychotic disorders. The workers affected by this condition are narcissistic, domineering, and often overbearing to work with.
Kenny wants to ask our boss if we could have a strict code of conduct and other crap however this is a pool cleaning service. He's suffering from a severe case of worker's delusion.
by Yobberson June 22, 2017

A Hispanic, usually an illegal immigrant. In a crowd, found on the corners of home depot's, or liquor stores.
Dan, was driving into Home Depot looking for help. He drove by a couple day workers sitting on the curb.
by The rocky balboa April 23, 2014
