Bro-worker

That impossibly charming colleague who can be aloof at times but is surprisingly nice and affectionate one on one

Never thought I'd fall for my bro-worker

by CyberKat6161 December 1, 2016

Hard Worker

a lesbian

that chick is such a hard worker

by the_alchemist July 8, 2010

Social Worker

Often a gay man, but it could be anyone who appears blandly conservative him or herself, but who is usually turned on by rough looking people who stink of trouble.

Whoa! Did you see Ted leave the bar with that tweeked out skank with all the neck tattoos? Ted is SUCH a Social Worker!

by Playa Bugger October 30, 2011

would-worker

A person who would build nice, awesome things, if only they had that newest, best tool. Or, if they had any skills.

Example:
My neighbor Jeff is such a would-worker. He's always saying how he would build a new shed, and would build chairs, and would make furniture if he only had the ToolMaster 5000, instead of the MegaTool4500.

by R Salas February 19, 2009

Toy workers

Santa elfs who have little pay whatsoever. They usally get paid 2$ a day. They have poor ventilation in thier cramped, dangerous workshop.

Santa elfs are toy workers.

by u9h9uuuhhuu9h August 22, 2007

worker's delusion

A chronic mental condition that affects the mind of a worker usually caused by a variety of different things including paranoia, fatigue, insomnia, and preexisting psychotic disorders. The workers affected by this condition are narcissistic, domineering, and often overbearing to work with.

Kenny wants to ask our boss if we could have a strict code of conduct and other crap however this is a pool cleaning service. He's suffering from a severe case of worker's delusion.

by Yobberson June 22, 2017

day worker

A Hispanic, usually an illegal immigrant. In a crowd, found on the corners of home depot's, or liquor stores.

Dan, was driving into Home Depot looking for help. He drove by a couple day workers sitting on the curb.

by The rocky balboa April 23, 2014