weeding

showing up to a wedding baked

dude, we're about to go to a weeding, wanna join?

by syddietittie December 3, 2017

Weeping Pussy

A saying for a soaked vagina.

Elena's weeping pussy moaned for Katherine as she rode her delicate face.

by blair knows all May 11, 2018

Weeding

In the process of smoking weed.

Used as a verb

Smoking weed - weeding.

1. Yesss sirrr, are we weeding tonight?

2. Skipper please tell Private to stop weeding.

3. Awe Owen's, is the nommer still on, that weeding sesh?

by Huncho557 August 24, 2019

Webbing her up

It's when you cum all over the girl you're having sex with like Spider-Man

Friend 1: Hey, man how did the part go last night?

Friend 2: It was awesome! I was webbing her up!

Friend 1: Who?

Friend 2: Selina

Friend 1: No way!

by Danny go November 14, 2021

tard weeding

the act of having to weed through the various imbeciles, morons, dumbasses, jackasses, tools, dickheads, douchebags, dipshits, dolts, and asshats among the populace to find someone worth spending your time with for relationship pursuits.

Q: How'd your date go with Mr. Wonderful last night?
A: Well, let's just say my tard weeding isn't done yet.

by hottapantsa January 22, 2007

weeping cockend

A cock (penis) that has caught something off a dirty minge (vagina), which makes it then weep yellow or green stuff out of the end (japs eye)...

"Ewww im not going to suck that, you have a weeping cockend"

by delladette July 13, 2006

Weeding

The usually painful process of waxing one's bikini area

She had to go to the spa for a weeding before the party at the lake.

by flak4tex September 26, 2010