William Wallace

The real one: Wears A Kilt. Rolls in the mud with said kilt on. Has a two-handed Claymore sword. Chops off people's legs with said sword. Fought against the warriors of Edward The Longshanks.

The faerytale William Wallace: fights Longshanks to the death, Longshank's blood dripping down Wallace's face while he does a sword dance around his bloody claymore. He then slits open Longshank's wife's chest and removes her guts.

1. William Wallace was the bravest Scotsman to ever exist.

2. William Wallace was the goriest Scotsman to not exist.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008

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Wallace Middle School

A Middle School in Waterbury , CT Where Once you Walk in , You instantly get into drama and get your dick sucked by a girl called Junat .

You got your dick sucked by Junat ?
You go to Wallace middle school ? No wonder you have hella drama

by Niggers March 25, 2017

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wallacin

the action of jumping into someone's conversation for no reason at all, just because they want to be included with people who dont want a part of their group and repeating what someone says

"So man i was with this girl last night man and--" "Oh that reminds me of this one time i got this car" This mothafucka was just wallacin on my conversation...

by j;asdjka November 13, 2011

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Wallaced

1.Past tense. To Wallace an object or environment is to
reduce the status of it to a less than operational condition. To ruin or otherwise make something useless. Mostly due to overly sloppy behavior.

I hope my car isn't too wallaced after tagging that stop sign last night.

by Dasbrown65 July 30, 2016

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