Dr. Waldo

A master of blending in any situation given while looking the exact same. During real life.

A Dr. Waldo:"Hey, check this out"
*Enters crowd of jocks*
Random guy:"Where the fuck did he go?!?"

by Chopersword9 September 24, 2011

Brown Waldo

When you shit in a girl’s eyelids and then eat her out while she tries to play where’s Waldo.

Customer: “Hey, can I buy this book of Where’s Waldo?”

Cashier: “aren’t you a little old for that?”
Customer: “I’m going to give my girl a brown Waldo later.”

by Evening Steven March 11, 2023

Waldo

A person on Tinder where every picture is of them with a group of people, and you'll spend 5 minutes looking at their profile to confirm that they are, indeed, the fat/ugly one.

I wanted to swipe right, but she was a fucking Waldo, man.

by Enchanted Bunny December 5, 2014

Waldo

When a woman/man's croch sticks out farther that their stomachs.

Ewwwww, she got a fat Waldo...

by Fat chalupa November 14, 2016

Waldo

A nick name for your chrush who your dululu about

Real Quote: Are they Waldos?

by daily daughter July 10, 2024

A Waldo

A Waldo:
A Waldo is a random outgoing “boy” (man) that jumps into a photo being taken of a small group of fun, sexy and intelligent women eliminating the world wide question of “Where’s Waldo” as obviously we just found him photo bombing.

The Waldos:

More then one of the above.

Waldo boys Vegas wheres waldo

A Waldo: “Look at all the random Waldos in our photos from last night, great times my friend”

by AmberHigg July 11, 2019

Waldo

The most handsome, loving, kind and compassionate man. One that is hard to locate and keep to yourself. Investing the time it takes to find a Waldo is time consuming to say the least but most defiently worth it. To have a waldo is to have everything you have ever looked for. This is why he has been so hard to find.

P1: Where's waldo???
P2: Has anyone seen waldo? That guy has everything.

by Kalesee May 25, 2017