WTF

Contrary to popular belief wtf does not stand for what the fuck which is what millennials think
It actually stands for WHERE’S THE FOOD

Cocksucker-wtf mom
Urmom-excuse me
Cocksucker-I can not find the food
Urmom-why dos you say WHAT THE FUCK
Cocksucker-NO I said where’s the food
Urmom-smd
Cocksucker-sorry am typing this while in doggystyle with my gf
Urmom-Well I hope you can do the four finger tango on me tonight

Cocksucker-you are my mom
Urmom-so calll me MOMMY

by Koooook July 28, 2023

WTF

stands for "what the fuck"

Ava: My boyfriend broke up with me.

Livy: WTF

by Olivia_Thrush July 29, 2019

WTF

When a UUT doesn't work regardless of all the troubleshooting you've done or changes you made; then suddenly it works.

Me: I tried everything I could think of but that Vishay DAQ stll will not communicate with the software.
JAM: WTF

by NS_MMS March 23, 2022

WTF

Where's the food, the ultimate troll into making people think you're saying a big boi word

9 Year old: WTF
Mom:Excuse me?
9 year old: WHERE IS THE FOOD
Mom:Jeez, you could've said

by CheesyDeesy October 22, 2020

Wtf

A shorten word and means what the f?ck

Like wtf is wrong with him

by Randomoklikelol August 23, 2016

wtf

wtf stands for "What The Fuck".
Sometimes, when adults use wtf when kids are hearing it, they will say wtf is "What The Fish".

Person A: The bag you lent me. Well, I lost it.
Person B: wtf!?!?

by RightPurpose January 12, 2019

WTF

For Parents: Well That's Fantastic
For Kids: What The Fuck
For Old People: ?????

For Parents: You got an A+ WTF
For Kids: WTF dude. just stop!
For Old People: What does WTF mean?

by somebitxh November 7, 2017