Vodka Mom

A mother who discreetly uses vodka as a “mother's little helper” because it's the most easily disguisable alcoholic beverage. Typically sports well-groomed hair, fresh lipstick and enormous sunglasses at all times to hide sunken, bloodshot eyes. Speaks in a carefully enunciated manner to cover up any telltale slurring. Quickly fluctuates from being embarrassingly effusive (e.g. “Oh look at my baby, all grown up and going to prom. Come give me a big kiss!”) to having angry outbursts that may include a threat to “knock you into next Christmas” or the hurling of whatever object is within arm's reach at the target of her ire. Recognizable by her carefully crafted appearance intended to maintain the illusion of being “pulled together”, a Vodka Mom is, in fact, always at least “half in the bag”.

"OMG, Jennifer's mother is such a Vodka Mom. She baked us some cookies but burned them, so she took the whole smoking tray out of the oven and threw them against the wall. Then she screamed at us to 'get the hell out of my house!'"

"Check out that lady in the car next to us. She looks like such a Vodka Mom. It's two in the afternoon during a snowstorm and she's wearing those HUGE sunglasses!"

by Attiki Stallions January 5, 2010

Vodkabulary

When you have had so much vodka that your words slur, multiple words merge in to one and yet oddly, still make sense to those around you. This is using vodkabulary, Involving a lot of sch, shlu and ssspll sounds.

Often seen to occur a few minutes after being made to down your drink.

"Hey, I love schuperman filmsh... Shey are sho cool!"

"Dude, your vodkabulary is amazing."

"schutup! I am schober!"

"..."

by Smeep April 6, 2013

two shots of vodka

this is an expression to cover up for the fact that you're an alcoholic and drink way too much so when people ask you how much you've had you just say two shots of vodka when you've really had the whole bottle.

Ive only had two shots of vodka.

by hecking cool person June 17, 2019

vodkajelly

Funny, kind, mad, funky, lazy in the morning, helpful, very nice, happy, lovely, beautiful, a wonderful person to meet, smiley and blonde, good at english, good at spellings, good at writing funny poems, good at maths, but not as good as me ie; what's 7x99? Oooh too slow mummy it's 693, no, 94, no, 93 ;O)

Things mummy says:

NO!
Don't chew your clothes
When you grow up you you can buy yourself anything you like dear.

by The Two Smallest Bears November 22, 2004

vodka aunt

A vodka Aunt is that aunt that always shows up to family events whether it be a wedding or a baby shower already tipsy. Depending on how brazen she is, she will carry a discret flask (not as discreet by 2pm when she is taking shots from it, giving zero fucks) or just show up with a bottle of Absolut.

The average Vodka Aunt can also be found at bars and concerts partying like she is still 20, but can't hold her liquor like she used. Ah, who's kidding she was going home with leaves in her hair and missing a shoe when she was in her 20's too.

For more info see, "Drunk Cougar"

Oh, that's just Rachel. She's the family vodka aunt. Sorry about what she did to your living room rug.

by JokerFaced September 12, 2015

Vodka and Refresh

A drink combination, endogenous to the Goulburn area of Australiania. Usually consumed as an alcoholic alternative, once liver and digestive tract has been trashed by a bender the night before.

Mitchell - Oh mate, I couldn't possibly have a beer...I got wasted last night.
Jarrod - No probs, smash a Vodka and Refresh instead. The drink of Champions.

by Mekaneck October 3, 2008

Vodka Lunge

To drink vodka really fast in an aerobatic fashion without breathing in between lunges. People usually chant this at the person who is drinking. This phenomenon generally occurs in groups of 4 to 5. The song of choice while lunging is usually, “Yolanda Be Cool - We No Speak Americano”

1) People, its 6:00am! Vodka Lunge? Anyone?
2) I want a massive hangover. Vodka Lunge anybody?
3) 4 hour We No Speak Americano vodka lunge fest? You down!

by bdot_TO July 14, 2010