vertical

Vertical implies when you're moving in a vertical fashion to clear an obstical.

"Hey yo can you vertical this"
"Sure"
*jumps over medium height ladder*

by MTL July 20, 2008

Vertical Banana Split

A vertical (girl upside down, guy standing up) 69 with your choice of banana split topping: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc.

The Vertical Banana Split: guy picks up girl and turns her upside down so pussy is in face, apply chosen topping, proceed to suck/lick each others genitals. nom nom nom nom :P :O

by showerlovers October 28, 2009

vertical frown

Another term for a vagina.

Guy: I saw you looking at thoes chicks.
Girl: Uhh no, I don't go that way.
Guy: Give it up, we all know you are down with the vertical frown.

by Marshbag December 25, 2006

Vertistrokes

A faux medical term to describe staying home to masterbate.

I can't come into work today I've got a case of the Vertistrokes.

by T2kizz April 8, 2013

Vertigo

Something you have on Mondays or Fridays so you dont have to work or climb ladders.An easy out of work.Brought on by side jobs or loud music.

Mike J has vertigo today so you have to pick up his slack.

by comm man October 6, 2011

Vertizzles

A street slang version of the word vertices used in reference to classes with Joel Stinson

Dude my mesh is screwed up, stupid vertizzles

by Shawn Bruner January 15, 2008

Vertigo Card Dealing

When a man swipes a credit card through a stripper's ass cheeks as payment for a lap dance.

Yea I got a great lap dance from those girls at The Triangle so I paid them with a Vertigo Card Dealing

by SCRUBSBOY17 October 22, 2008