Vancing

The action of sticking your penis in between the cushions of a couch

I had to replace my new couch after I caught my roommate Vancing it.

by burningviolins August 10, 2024

dakota vance

A jailbird located in bum fuck nowhere

Look at Dakota vance hair

by jimmy long nutts August 19, 2017

J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.

"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."

by joe995 January 14, 2025

jd Vance lawn sign

An old couch placed in a front yard, typically offered for free.

Thought my neighbor was voting for Trump after seeing him put that JD Vance lawn sign in-front of his house.

by HawkeyeZ August 11, 2024

Vancing

Having intimate relations with couches or furniture

I caught my friend vancing with his couch.

by Yep it’s August 8, 2024

vanced

to have had sex with furniture, usually cushions from a couch or chair

On spring break, JD got drunk and vanced the couch before passing out on it, and we did not get the deposit back because of the stains.

by vancedcouch July 29, 2024

Vagina Vance

It means “badass” or a guy that gets a lot of pussy

Did you know Noah made out with 6 girls this week? He’s a Vagina Vance!

by Kyler76 November 15, 2019