under the weather upstairs

Euphemism for stupid; unintelligent

Ryan: "Jesus, who's that chick you were with the other night? I sure would like to pound that pussy."
Nikko: "Yeah, she's hot, for sure, but she's a little...how shall we say.... "under the weather upstairs".

by stockman09 December 5, 2007

Under Armour

Tight fitting clothing to keep your ass warm in cold conditions, or cold in warm conditions

Under Armour (UA) Cold Gear keeps you warm, UA Warm Gear keeps you cold, UA All Season keeps you cold and warm

by Skare November 8, 2005

underbreastimate

to underestimate the size and/or weight of ones breasts.

be careful not to underbreastimate a women's tits; they are known to suffocate small animals and children!

by Matt Huff October 6, 2011

under cooked

not yet mature; adolescent

He still plays video games and rides his skate board. At 26 years old there are signs of him still being under cooked.

by talk2me-JCH2 May 31, 2022

rusty undercarriage

Someone who doesn't like to wipe after a fat shit.

"I heard he has a rusty undercarriage."

by Onethatpeoplehaventusedyet August 3, 2014

Six Feet Under

A more poetic way to say someone is dead. Term comes from the practice of digging down six feet below the surface to place coffins.

"Grandpa would have liked this movie if he were alive to see it, but he's six feet under."

by Moondog January 19, 2004

Underage Drinking

1. Something that is punishable only in the U.S.

2. Something that 18, 19, and 20 year olds can be charged with in the U.S. due to their fascist drinking laws.

3. Something they don't allow 18, 19, and 20 year old American soldiers to do before they come home from Iraq in pieces with only an American flag handed to their family for comfort.

(in the U.S.) You are a month away from your 21st birthday and are drinking a beer! Thats underage drinking!

(everywhere else) Hahahaha look at that stupid drunk 15 year old!

by MacDAS January 12, 2007