TWOFS

Total Waste Of Fucking Space

A person or situation thats pointless, omg why did I bother with that it was just a TWOFS.
You kno that geeza who thinks our m8 is cute well he cracked onto her and we kno he's a complete looser so we told her dont bother with him hes a TWOFS!

by MoJo701 September 18, 2007

Twotswatting

A girl who prevents another girl from getting laid.

Like CockBlocking for girls.

Originally from Dane Cook stand up

Jenny: Wow Kelly why'd you tell that guy I had a boyfriend, I could've brought him home, you need to stop Twotswatting.

Kelly: Hah.

by True Fantasy Football Boss January 10, 2010

twoasted

Being drunk and high off weed at the same time.

Man, I went to the club last night and I was twoasted!

by lala sd gurl September 3, 2010

Twogalow

A Bungalow on two floors.

I used to live in a Bungalow but I had a bit of work done on the upstairs. Now it's a Twogalow!

by Znethru September 15, 2010

Twogglefoot

A shoeless hooker

ex: I was walking out of an alley depressed the other day and saw a bare foot sticking out up the street on the corner. And I was like... MY DAY IS MADE! I'm soooo lucky to have found a twogglefoot. Nothing makes me happier.

ex: I always wondered why that one girl in my school refused to wear shoes. Then one day it dawned on me... she's a dirty twogglefoot :O

by Pseudonyminese August 16, 2012

Twobs

Friends who are wannabe twins

Kim and Susan are such twobs

by osnapitzaseahorse June 19, 2016

twosing

when you and your best friend twin at losing in life

me: i burnt my tongue
her: me too
me: twosing

by twosers December 11, 2016