Chubby Tuppence

When a woman possesses a plump vagina that is both abundant in squishiness and volume.

Damn have you seen Annie’s Chubby Tuppence? It’s like the Kim K of chubby mounds!

by Mouldy Marvin December 2, 2022

Tupelo

A guy thats butt hurt for not getting ginger on his dick

This Tupelo managed to get this gingers number but is butt hurt because he cannot score some ginger on his dick

by Adester October 28, 2012

Sexy Topless Dancer

A nice and discreet way of referring to a female with an STD.

Phil: "Hey man, have you gotten around the bases yet with that hot babe you met at the bar last week?"

Steve: "No brother, I slid into third because I heard she's a sexy topless dancer."

Phil: "Ahhh OK. You don't want those crotch critters."

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J February 24, 2009

turlet eel

a long skinny turd that wraps around the inside of the turlet bowl.

I just dropped a turlet eel so long it made a 360 around the bowl. There was no room left for turlet paper.

by hamburgerhat December 21, 2006

topless bus

A double decker bus with no roof, so the people on top can look at the view. Officially known as an open-top bus but that isn't quite as gigglishly funny as referencing topless.

Ooh look at that topless bus!

by bus spotter July 23, 2006

Topless Tuesday

Created on Tumblr, where females are asked to post pictures of themselves without a shirt or bra. But some bitches can't comprehend the word "topless" and continue to post Facebook ass pictures.

Post your tits on topless Tuesday's.

by boob squad August 31, 2010

tupence

Two penny coin.

I have but t'pence in m' pock't.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004