Textually Transmitted Disease

TTD. Developed when radiation from massive amounts of texting causes the testicles to become cancerous or the sperm to mutate. The increase of TTDs is directly related to the proximity of the cell phone to the genitals.

In order to prevent textually transmitted disease, I never keep my cell phone in my pants pockets or between my legs when sitting.

by doseEdose May 21, 2010

Transmissional Homosexuality

A condition where the more professional a person tries to sound on a two-way radio, the gayer it comes out.

Transmissional Homosexuality: Engine Company is on the scene
Dispatch: FABULOUS!!

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Transit Bandit

To take public transit without paying the fair.

I'm too poor to buy my monthly pass yet. I'm going to be a transit bandit until pay day.

Sarena "Did you buy a skytrain ticket?"
Robert "No. I'm going to be a transit bandit on our way downtown tonight."

by Beatjunkie604 November 4, 2008

Automatic transmission

Only faggots drive vehicles with them, if your car/truck has one you are the big gay.

Your Powerstroke can only be had with an automatic transmission which means you're a faggot who loves gargling cocks, real men buy Dodge trucks because they can be had with a manual transmission. Neck yourself gay boi.

by MANUALS 4 LIEF NO FAGGY AUTOS June 30, 2022

transit tan

a tan you gain while driving a transit van

when on the vinylresin.tk tour they gained a transit tan

by Vicky May 23, 2004

transition

The term used to describe a transsexual's journey from appearing like their birth sex to their actual gender. Often includes HRT and surgery of some kind.

Transitioning can be very painful, but in the long run it's worth it to just be yourself.

by Alexandria January 1, 2005

transmitter testing

When I'm bored, I go "transmitter testing". This generally refers to me picking a random VHF frequnecy and transmitting music over it. Because I have a Vertex VX-150 as well as a 35-watt VHF amplifier attached to it the range is about 20 or miles, depending on if I am transmitting at full power or fractional power levels. I like to chose frequencies that are not being used, generally its a business radio service frequency or Marine VHF channel. I have however, transmitted over weatheradio (162.400 to 162.550 MHz) channels are that really pisses people off.

This is all, of course, illegal.

Guy who lives next to me: "How come all I hear on my weatheradio is Jimi Hendrix and Men At Work?"

Me: "I'm just transmitter testing"

by IrishRepublicanArmy May 31, 2004