Chaos-Craving Trader

A highly insulting, derogatory, and contemptuous term for a trader who is capable of managing a portfolio through challenging markets. First introduced in an inflammatory January 2022 Bloomberg article. Typically used by spiteful investors who lose money in challenging markets. Talented traders have long been pushing for the progressive term “volatility non-binary” as an alternative.

Those chaos-craving traders are making money while I'm losing my shirt. It's not fair.

by The Real John Powers February 6, 2022

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impulsive trader

a person who trades adopt me pets without thinking it through. this often leads to regret

“i used to have a turtle in adopt me, i impulsively traded it and i have now downgraded. i call myself an impulsive trader”

by editorfanpage April 8, 2023

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favor trader

Noun.
High class prostitute, dealing mostly with stock market johns or politicians.

Not sure if I want a bullish or bearish favor trader. Do they make a beaverish one?
Favor Trader soaked me for $5K last night but she was worth it!

by technohermit March 3, 2015

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Ego Trader

Ego-Trader
noun (n)

A person who's actual portfolio balance is significantly less than what they say they have. They commonly make big calls for plays and don't follow through with them or only put in a tiny amount. The reason that they trade is to make others respect them and gain attention.

"Damn, the DC nigga is an Ego Trader. He only has a 200$ portfolio, yet he still larps all day."

by uberlooks June 11, 2022

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French Fur Trader

Code for a pimp, or a highly promiscuous male dealing in the slinging and slaying of lots of pussy.

"I am waiting for my French Fur Trader to deliver me my entertainment for the night."

or...

"He bags so much hair pie he might actually be a French Fur Trader."

by FDollCreator January 4, 2025

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