towel, please!

A phrase often used by males when they see a very good-looking woman; it refers to the male having an ejaculation.
"Whoa, dude, look at that chick."
"...Holy shit. Towel, please!"
by yahomeboyman March 26, 2008
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Gak Towel

A rag commonly used to clean up after sex/masturbation. Broad term used to describe any material (such as face washer, tissue, curtains etc) used for cleaning up jism.
Dave uses his curtains as a gak towel
by Charlie October 20, 2004
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Two Towels

Expresses the enjoyment of some particular occurrence, item, person, etc.

The two towels are used to soak up the ejaculate of the person doing the enjoying. (This is a figurative ejaculate and not a literal one, but it works either way) 1 Towel would usually be enough, but the extreme pleasure necessitates the use of 2 towels instead of 1.

Originated from an episode of "Drawn Together."
I can't believe Iron Maiden is performing tomorrow! I am going to need two towels!
by The Count of Comics August 04, 2009
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towel town

n. Towel Town. A gentlemen’s establishment where you are issued a towel in lieu of your clothing.

Ironically, the “towel” is hardly large enough to be called a wash cloth.

A bathhouse.
Its an urban legend that Mary double parked in front of Towel Town to run in for a just minute whilst the 'ole lady was passed out in the back seat.
by Tinafish February 01, 2005
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Crunchy towel

A towel that has been appropriated for the use of post-coital cleanup, generally multiple times prior to being washed.
Baby, hurry up and grab crunchy towel! It's already coming out!
by ChodeNinja January 26, 2018
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Sex Towel

A towel the size of a large hand towel that you keep handy to absorb "after sex" secretions. A towel that women use after sex to catch semen falling out of their vagina.
Man, after sex with Paul I always have semen dripping down my leg so I have to make sure I have a sex towel handy to clean up.
by JDS-Boston January 13, 2009
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towel turban

When women wrap a towel around their hair after washing it, making the towel look vaguely like a turban.
Andrea - I can't be bothered doing a towel turban. I'd rather let it dry naturally
by pete the dragon August 18, 2013
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