tored

tored, t-o'red the emotional state, when a person is unable to decide whether s/he is tired or bored.

I have to do this f**king presentation, I am so tored.

I am so tored, I hangout on facebook the whole day

by Dr.D(PhD) March 3, 2014

Corn nut Torpedo

swallowing corn nuts whole so that they pass through your system in their pristine form. When you have to take a shit, you back your ass up to her snatch and shit in her giving her the corn nut torpedo.

I gave Shawna the corn nut torpedo last night.

by Gary Shepard January 22, 2008

Torpe

Inept. Good for nothing.

Nepali
तोरपे

कस्तो तोरपे re cha.

Translation

How torpe!

by thenepalinightmare December 5, 2016

Spicy Torpedo

the act of shitting down a woman's snatch.

ex. I heard John spicy torpedoed Betsy.

by Tyler Beach February 5, 2009

Torked

Way better way of spelling “torqued” in reference to being extremely erect.

Bro, I’m so fucking torked my zipper is about to explode.

by Pavlova June 2, 2019

torpid

Slow.

Get your ass down here, you torpid bag of shit!

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Torged

An act of unjustly dismissing someone from employment over a tweet.

That stupid radio station torged my guy! It was only a joke! Let him live!

by TheRealFan October 26, 2012