torpedo chick

A female with huge breasts around DD or higher that are possibly even larger than their head.

That girl I fucked last night was some torpedo chick.

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

Torben

Torben is kind and caring, he is loyal and will always have your back when you need it most. Torben is affectionate and cautious. He is also creative and inventive.

bill- hey torben what do you want to do today

Torben- lets go bowling

by Torlock March 19, 2017

pcp torpedo

a fucking huge blunt laced with pcp

after he rolled up a PCP torpedo and smoked it he gouged his own eye out.

by Jeffrey Lou-Lui June 11, 2006

torpedo dick

a dick that looks like a torpedo

nigga blew me up wit dat torpedo dick

by whatwhatwhatsupblart August 7, 2014

torpedo dude

A person who is an arrogant, passive aggressive dickface who believes he can write excellent papers, when in reality, it is just a bunch of words copied from cited sources

It is impossible to get any work done with a torpedo dude on board because he rejects another team member's idea in the most passive aggressive way while being extremely self-righteous.

by get_of_idiots May 17, 2012

Brown torpedo

When you are about to take a shit are are just about to release your load and you have a massive sneeze..This then shoots your poo at an amazing speed plunging straight down into your toilet like a torpedo. This will usually cause large splashes and get your bum wet.

When you have a cold you will most likely experience more than one brown torpedo

by Skubasteve4312 November 2, 2011

Car Torpedo

Going 100+ mph in a car without a seatbelt and crashing into an object; therefore, launching yourself through the wind shield and obliterating yourself.

Jeff’s wife divorced him, leaving him a state of depression.
Jeff later did a car torpedo to escape the pain

by ProbablySam October 30, 2021