Tucson Toothpaste

The act of mixing your homies taint sweat and the purest cocaine money can buy, then proceeding to snort it off of said homies erect penis.

“Bro I’m so crashed from last night”
“Oh shit what happened bro?”
“Me and Johnny were mixing up Tucson Toothpaste”

by d i b s June 24, 2022

hygenital toothpaste

hygienic toothpaste for your genitals

Girl: Have you seen Max's genitals?
Girl: No, why?
Girl: they are so clean.
Girl: Probably because he used Hygenital Toothpaste

by bonaldballboy February 17, 2023

closing the toothpaste

1. Slang for putting a condom on.
2. Somebody who doesn't go all the way on something.

1.
Guy 1: Man, Alicia said she won't have sex with me unless I start closing the toothpaste.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks man.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess I better go buy some condoms.

2.

Person 1: Should we hire Tommy?
Person 2: No. He's a really good guy but he just doesn't close the toothpaste.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Well for example on this last business deal he set 10 goals for himself but he only completed 6.
Person 1: Oh okay.

by aeather January 26, 2014

National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day

22/oct.
Everyone must drink a Glass of orange juice and consume a tube of Toothpaste.

"It's that day of the year again, National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day"
"Please, don't remind me"

by SirGrove October 20, 2021

Toothpasting

When you nut and it comes out blue and minty

I realized after toothpasting on kellies face I didn't have to clean up because it was minty fresh.

by FuccNutt April 29, 2019

Toothpasting

When you are wearing pants with a belt while you have to take a shit and you attempt to pull your pants down.

Person 1: I heard that my coworker likes toothpasting
Person 2: What the literal fuck is wrong with them?!

by LeifAttacc October 11, 2021

toothpasting

The act of smearing toothpaste onto one's nipples in order to produce a high.

We should totally go toothpasting this weekend!

by falconboom October 14, 2012