toothpasting

The act of smearing toothpaste onto one's nipples in order to produce a high.

We should totally go toothpasting this weekend!

by falconboom October 14, 2012

Toothpasting

Rubbing toothpaste on your nipples. A new way to get high, teenagers everywhere are starting to do this and it is growing popularity. Parents and staffs at high schools are growing awareness to this issue as it is a very easy to come by and anybody could be doing it.

Guy 1: "Man, we should toothpaste later I just bought some from the store"

Guy 2: "Yeah! My parents never suspected anything when I bought 4 packs of toothpaste yesterday, toothpasting is so fun man, this is gonna be awesome!!"

by Toothpaster256 October 16, 2012

bushman's toothpaste

Semen, cum, male ejaculate, etc. Derived from the days when toothpaste was not as freely available and a 'bushman' (Australian outback adventurer) had to rely on his own supply.

Example 1: I've been stuck in the bush for the last 3 weeks and had to rely on the ol' bushman's toothpaste to get by.
Example 2: She was gobblin my knob and I gave her a squirt of the ol' bushman's toothpaste.

by Rammer Dan May 17, 2004

Toothpasting

Toothpasting or just pasting is the act of rubbing toothpaste on the nipples to get high. The chemical that causes the high is still unknown.

Harry spent most of today Toothpasting.

by Global43443 October 14, 2012

Toothpasting

Getting high by applying toothpaste to ones nipples. This is extremely unsafe and can result in inflammation of the nipple and even permanent dangerous blockage or mutilation. Extremely dangerous, do not attempt. Popularised by famous internet website "9gag."

"Yo Rae, Wanna go Toothpasting, I've got my webcam all ready to go."
"I dunno, isn't that stuff dangerous?"

by Gako October 14, 2012

Toothpaste

The squeezing dispersal of a solid out of a container through compaction.

The masseuse walking on my back caused some poop to toothpaste out of my butthole.

by 7st0ryMTN March 15, 2019

toothpaste

Toothpaste is a game when two or more people go into separate rooms and masturbate. Who ever cums first shouts "toothpaste" and wins the game.

You can also text your friends to let them know that wherever they are, whatever they are doing. You were winning at toothpaste.

"John just sent me a text."

"What does it say?"

"Toothpaste."

"Gross."

by sovereigncookies October 29, 2011