toad licker

A person who loves getting stoned so much that they would do any thing (such as licking a toad; popular in the '60s) to get high.

Yo, that ho is such a toad licker, that she'd lick crack of my balls if i put it there

by Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp June 18, 2004

toad yo ass

I toad yo ass

i toad yo ass

by kneegero November 5, 2019

Toad Clit

When a woman's vagina gets really infested with STI's (sexually transmitted disease) and it turns black and gets worts and pimples on it

dude, Lilly had a pitch black "Toad Clit"

by DizzyFizzy July 16, 2015

Toad Job

Getting a blow job from a woman excessing over 225 pounds.
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Getting so drunk don't care you will probably get head from a girl over 225 pounds.

Kyle- Bro, Jake got a toad job last night!!

Joe- No sir! That's not cool!

by TheBestMane October 23, 2009

Toad Hole

A vagina when used in combination with a Tadpole Cannon.

My Tadpole Cannon accidentaly fired in her Toad Hole, I hope we don't make any frogs.

I destroyed her Toad Hole with my Tadpole Cannon.

Her Toad Hole smelled like swamp when I sniff-tested her, but I still used my Tadpole Cannon anyway.

by Three Chauches October 18, 2006

Toad Eating Pelican

One who drinks too much alcohol while smoking too much marijuana and begins to think he/she knows it all when he/she actually does not have a clue what they are talking about.

Every time you get completely wasted you are such a toad eating pelican.

by Peckerwood247420 June 3, 2009

toad strangler

An extremely heavy downpour of rain that can often lead to flash flooding.

That low-hanging Thunderhead Jenkins sure looks like it might produce a real toad strangler this afternoon, so keep your umbrella handy.

by Jim from Alabama January 6, 2009