timedeo

A sad minecraft youtuber who thinks he's good at bedwars on hypixel.

Friend: Can you carry me on bedwars?
TimeDeo: Sure *loses game*

by TimeDeo May 23, 2018

Tired Of Trying

The feeling of exhaustion one gets after prolonged duration in a difficult relationshhip.

After years of wondering where you go and what you do while you tell me there is no one else I have to say I am Tired of Trying.

by THE REAL JULIA March 23, 2007

strip club tired

A specialized fatigue that follows a visit to a strip club.

Jesse nearly fell asleep while driving home because he was strip club tired.

by DBFeral December 25, 2008

Tilda

The female name Tilda is a short form of the Old German name Matilda, meaning ”strength” and ”battle”. The name has been in Sweden since the late 1700s.

Tilda is also an own name, it dosen't have to be a shortform of Matilda.

Examples: Tilda, Thilda, Matilda, Mathilda.

It's also used in other countries.

Hi, my name is Tilda!

Oh, shorter for Matilda?

Nah, It's an own name too!

by Awkward Embarassing daa April 23, 2014

it's only queer if you're tied to the pier

Derivation: U.S. Navy slang. An entreaty used by a desperately horny male sailor to get another male sailor to engage in clandestine sexual activity for the purpose of mutual release. Based on the theory that when two guys on a ship with no access to females have sex, they are not gay, but just helping out a shipmate.

HT2 Betz: "Dude, if you jack me off, I'll jack you off."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."

by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008

Tired and emotional

Meaning "drunk," a catchphrase popularised by the British satirical magazine Private Eye in 1967 after being used in a spoof diplomatic memo to describe the state of Labour Cabinet minister George Brown.

The party dragged on too long, Sam kept getting shot down by the girls he spoke too, and by dawn you could say he was tired and emotional.

by Billy Frank April 10, 2009

Tilted Towers

A area of the map on fortnite that is a cross between the bakarah market in Somali and the gold storage room of fort knox

I died in hell' they called it tilted towers

by Pithegeon May 13, 2018