The act of wearing painted on pants while sporting a raging boner. For it to be a true Stiff Thomas one has to be "SOOO blown right now."
An example of a stiff thomas would be:
If you had a friend that was so blown out of his mind that all he could do was follow you around, say how much he loved you, rub random people he didnt even know, walk off of school campus and go to his house thats two miles away, not get hit by cars, somehow not remember any of it the next day, all while having a huge boner behind his seemingly painted on pants.
If you had a friend that was so blown out of his mind that all he could do was follow you around, say how much he loved you, rub random people he didnt even know, walk off of school campus and go to his house thats two miles away, not get hit by cars, somehow not remember any of it the next day, all while having a huge boner behind his seemingly painted on pants.
by Uncle Jimmy and Tio Walrus September 25, 2010
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An amazing guy that will always be by your side no matter what, he is a great friend that is smart and romantic. He is athletic,active,and a hardcore gamer.
by RosesAreAwesome July 10, 2014
Get the Thomas mug.A really neat hipster chick who likes to cook. Everyone wants to be her,especially this girl named smotzletoph and this arab named Angie. The three of them are only friends on facebook, not real life! All they do is sit around and talk about there science teacher. Thomasin, Emma and Enxhi are all really creepy when it comes... to boys! You might be next. Watch out!
Mike: "Seriously this is the 3rd time I've rejected Thomasin this week!"
Tim: "Tell me about it! Emma won't leave me alone!"
Wolfboy: "Does that Enxhi girl live in America?"
Tim: "Tell me about it! Emma won't leave me alone!"
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Get the Thomas-Arsenault mug.Thomas Brodie Sangster is an English model, musician and actor. He was born in London on May 16th 1990 making him a Taurus on the astarogical chart. He is five foot ten and a half. He has dirty blonde hair and chocolate brown eyes. He has acted in many things including the Maze Runner Movie trilogy, Love Actually, Nowhere Boy, Phantom Halo, Phinneas And Ferb and many more. He was also featured in the music video for the song “30 Minute Break” by The Luka State. He is a very committed actor showed by the things he has done for his roles such as learning how to play guitar left handed for Nowhere Boy and putting a rock in his shoe to remind himself that his character in Maze Runner has a limp contrary to a previous suicide attempt in the Maze.
Person one: “How is that guy so perfect?”
Person two: “Because he is Thomas Brodie Sangster you bloody idiot!”
Person two: “Because he is Thomas Brodie Sangster you bloody idiot!”
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