thristy

A neologic portmanteau of the words thrifty and thirsty intended pejoratively to describe a person who is thirsty but too cheap or poor to purchase a beverage. Transitively extrapolated to denote a person who experiences a tremendous gravity towards free shit.

"I'm so thristy I've been taking my subway cup back for refills all week."

Person a: "Did you come to my wedding just for the open bar?"
Person b:"Naw. I'm not THAT thristy. I also figured there'd be at least a few miserably desperate girls here."

by shipwrek December 21, 2010

Thrift Store

The place for upple middle class-middle class hipster, emo, indie, scene, etc... kids/teenagers/young adults to try to find clothes that look like they are from stores like Urban Outfitters that they can't shop at even though they have plenty of money because of the superficial convinction that while orginality can be BOUGHT at a thrift store, it cannot be bought at a mass retailer...

Or I guess where people shop to SAVE MONEY...although you can get new clothes on sale or better quality used on ebay for almost the same price anyway.

Mark ( browsing through the rack at Urban Outfitters): This stuff is sooo commercial and unoriginal, it really doesn't suit my original, sophisticated, raw, independent spirit.. (makes face)
(insert light bulb here) I know!! I'll go to a THRIFT STORE where I can buy the same crappy, low quality clothes but with a more ill fitting cut, even shittier colors, and the great musty smell of body odor and decay ! Then I'll look so original just like all my friends who wear the same ill fitting, smelly garb. Fabulous.

by Can't we all just get along? January 14, 2006

thriftwhoring

The art of picking up chicks (or dudes) at a thrift store

Instead of going to the bars, I'll be thriftwhoring this afternoon.

by underwatersoup February 5, 2013

thrift stealing

When you're stealing someone else's memes and posting them on your own social media sites as if they were your own.

Marc is always thrift stealing other people's memes! Nothing about him is original on his timeline except for his name.

by Tricktionary June 15, 2017

Thrift store dick

When the dick is smaller than to be expected. Not a grower or a shower.

Drew: oh Kinsley how was Tyrone last night? That dick big?

KINSLEY: nah he got that thrift store dick

by dk1997 January 11, 2018

thriftoholic

someone who is obsessed with thrift shopping

My friends think I’m a thriftoholic because I love going thrift shopping.

by poopybuttholelikesthrifting August 6, 2018

thront

Contrived form the words: “thot”, “cunt”, “whore”. A “thront” is a girl who thinks she’s too important, or popular to talk to certain people.

She’s acting like a thront because she literally said she doesn’t want to be seen with me in public.

by Anonymous 124 September 1, 2018