NLP Therapist

A job title given to one's self after completion of an overpriced course with no real employment options.

An obscure pseudo-science 'qualification' not recognised by any organisation of real merit, often held by B grade instragram influencers as a bio filler line.

"What do you do for a job?"
"I'm an NLP Therapist"
"Oh wow! Does unemployment benefits pay on Tuesday or Thursday?"

by Thenotsoslimshady July 21, 2021

Theracitos

Meaing deafness in the opisite ear from your dominant hand. In all cases is caused by loud sex.

ex OMG SALLY! Your activities is sure to cause theracitos.

by Dakman / The_Wraith February 14, 2005

therapy movie

a movie to watch with ice cream as therapy for a bad breakup or a relationship issue

Sarah had a hard breakup so she watched a therapy movie when she got home.

by AZBYCX1234 June 21, 2009

theraputize

to provide therapy to someone who really needs it.

Therapee: "I can't stop playing dragon vale! And when i don't play I can't stop making noises and such!"
Theraputer: "That's unfortunate. SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. Let me theraputize you!

by dragontheraputers October 26, 2012

Therapy dog

A dog you take merely for emotional purposes, to make you feel better. Usually to make you feel less lonely.

Miles broke up with his girlfriend, and he took a therapy dog so he wouldn't feel so lonely all the time.

by yoyie-as June 25, 2012

Therapeutapuss

A healing feline who purrs all of your cares and ailments away.

I was feeling so ill, and then my therapeutapuss rubbed up under my arm and purred me to sleep.

by Bonesaw by way of Lady B September 7, 2013

Montana Therapy

Here's the gun, there's the barn. Hope things work out.

Dude: Man, my wife left me, I lost my job, and I'm lookin at 25 years. Time for some Montana Therapy.

by Up Yours Society March 21, 2009