by Longliveling November 3, 2023
Get the Index Icemug. Jill went and got a job, an extremely lucrative job through hustling and using connections. Jack, knowing this and didn't say a word, but everyone around could see his Hater Index rising. Friday Afternoon shit literally hit the fan, when Jill smiled smugly in Jack's direction with her boxes. Long story short, Jack had a stroke and is now on disability. Peace be with him.
by c-hat-e December 26, 2012
Get the Hater Indexmug. This is when you grab a bar of soap/bodywash and you get your index finger all soapy so you can stick it up your asshole to keep it fresh and clean.
by karunyan69 December 19, 2024
Get the Index Cleansermug. Rebalancing in crypto refers to portfolio and expectation ratio.
When it becomes 1:1 you're rebalanced, your portfolio reaches a state of equilibrium.
Some important rebalancing indexers are as follows:
10:1 Rebalance: Euphoria
1:1 Rebalance: Unrealistic
1:10 Rebalance: Should've taken Profits
When it becomes 1:1 you're rebalanced, your portfolio reaches a state of equilibrium.
Some important rebalancing indexers are as follows:
10:1 Rebalance: Euphoria
1:1 Rebalance: Unrealistic
1:10 Rebalance: Should've taken Profits
"aah im rebalancing"
"one man said to the other man why the fuck are you questioning my rebalance"
"just a minor dip, my airdrops will rebalance my portfolio"
"my rebalance is not rebalancing anymore" - often used during market crashes
"my rebalancing index is finally 1:1"
"one man said to the other man why the fuck are you questioning my rebalance"
"just a minor dip, my airdrops will rebalance my portfolio"
"my rebalance is not rebalancing anymore" - often used during market crashes
"my rebalancing index is finally 1:1"
by ooharu June 25, 2024
Get the Rebalancing Indexmug. Hot Waitress Economic Index (HWEI) is an unofficial and controversial economic indicator suggesting that when the economy tanks, suddenly all the servers at restaurants become ridiculously attractive because hot people who normally work better-paying jobs are forced to wait tables. The hotter your server, the more fucked the economy probably is.
The HWEI is one of the many weird indicators that people have used to make sense of the economy. Advertisements by the United States Marine Corps, sales of men's underwear, and even lipstick sales are just a few of them.
You can expect to see tougher marine recruitment ads on TV in a difficult economy because they meet recruitment goals quickly in down economies. They don't have to worry about scaring people away. Men's underwear sales will dip (that pair might last a little longer) and lipstick sales will go up because it's a relatively inexpensive personal luxury.
The HWEI is one of the many weird indicators that people have used to make sense of the economy. Advertisements by the United States Marine Corps, sales of men's underwear, and even lipstick sales are just a few of them.
You can expect to see tougher marine recruitment ads on TV in a difficult economy because they meet recruitment goals quickly in down economies. They don't have to worry about scaring people away. Men's underwear sales will dip (that pair might last a little longer) and lipstick sales will go up because it's a relatively inexpensive personal luxury.
Kevin: Damn, my waitress last night was hot, why is she working at The Cheesecake Factory?? According to the Hot Waitress Economic Index, we're definitely heading for a recession.
by Sickomonster March 4, 2025
Get the Hot Waitress Economic Indexmug. A figure that tracks how many months on average a blue-collar worker in a country has to work before they can save enough money to afford an iPhone.
The iPhone index (ii) in Singapore is arguably around 2, compared to 6 or 7 in neighboring Malaysia.
by Numerati December 22, 2023
Get the iPhone Indexmug. Bro you're a boarder therefore your shred index is far lower.
Dawg, with skid Ive got two edges so I have twice the shred index.
Dawg, with skid Ive got two edges so I have twice the shred index.
by Sean2017 February 22, 2015
Get the Shred Indexmug.