shit-ton

Here are the measurements:
Ton = 1000-2000
ass-ton = 2000-4000
shit-ton = 4000-10000
fuck-ton = 10000-20000

Thats nearly a shit-ton of barrels.

by old man in the attic July 10, 2016

grip ton

adjective-
an abundant amount of something.



synonym:firm grip

"she eats a grip ton of banana's."

by banana eater ahah lmao April 14, 2009

2-ton

A very large bowel movement. A large dump. Refers to 2 tons of fecal matter.

We have to wait at the bottom of the lift because our friend is taking a 2-ton

by Gumbiii February 7, 2010

Ridiculous Ton

Ridiculous Ton = 2005 pounds

Boxer has a ridiculous ton of tanks.

by Flipsometables August 1, 2011

shit ton

2000 assloads.

I ate shit ton of asparagus last night and now my piss smells.

by Carmack C February 19, 2009

Shit Ton

1) Weight/Mass: Equal to one metric ass load.
2) Numbers: Equal to a quantity greater than 17.
3) General: More than you have or should ever want to have without substantial health considerations, and possible proactive medical preparation.

Usage Notes: A shit ton is commonly considered to be, at a minimum, two shit loads. In imperical systems, used as "shit tonne."

Get me a shit ton of notebooks from the stockroom, Johnson; we're gonna have ourselves a write-up!

by Ixit February 28, 2009

Won Ton

Won Ton is a common word used in replace of the word chink.

Look at dat fucken won ton across the street.

by Mitchell S. August 26, 2007