Ixit's definitions

Shit Ton

1) Weight/Mass: Equal to one metric ass load.
2) Numbers: Equal to a quantity greater than 17.
3) General: More than you have or should ever want to have without substantial health considerations, and possible proactive medical preparation.

Usage Notes: A shit ton is commonly considered to be, at a minimum, two shit loads. In imperical systems, used as "shit tonne."

Get me a shit ton of notebooks from the stockroom, Johnson; we're gonna have ourselves a write-up!

by Ixit February 28, 2009

dirty bingo

When one accomplishes either the same sexual act or a variety of unique sexual acts with at least 5 members of a tight group of friends. Note that a dirty bingo may be completed using members of either or both sexes.

Bro, when you really get to know Marleen; you will totally get your dirty bingo with her friends. She's always single because she keeps hooking it up!

by Ixit October 30, 2015