pet turtle

When your man's junk is peeking out from the bottom of his inappropriately short shorts. See the peek-a-boo. Antonym: hidden tortoise.

Dude, I don't wanna see your pet turtle, there are children near by.

by Testudines69 January 16, 2011

Pet Simulator

An obvious cashgrab on Roblox that everyone likes for some reason. It got rereleased for the third time with better graphics but with a shit collecting mechanic as Pet Simulator X so the dev could make a quick buck out of stupid kids who have nothing better to do.

Player 1: Dude I just got the Domortuus pet in Pet Simulator X!
Player 2: go outside

by Le Doomed July 30, 2021

Pet Whipped

One who does everything for the benefit of their pet. Someone who places their pet's needs or desires (real or not) above others. One who acts as a servant to their pet.

I had to dump that girl. The dog got better treatment than me. She's totally pet whipped.

by lucentabella May 16, 2009

Pharaoh's Pet

A sexual act where the penis is placed on someone's forehead facing upwards, resembling the snake on a pharaoh's headdress.

We've been together long enough now that I feel comfortable giving you the Pharaoh's Pet.

by wca June 10, 2011

Pet Iguana

Slang for an abnormally long penis, usually over 8 inches in its flaccid state, over 12 inches in its erect state.

Girl, yesterday this fool showed me his pet iguana in the bathroom!!

by Prazzo July 16, 2009

face pet

Generally - the natural occurrence of facial hair, also known as a beard, which tends to grow on a man's face, if he chooses not to shave for an extended period of time.
Specifically - Jake Gyllenhaal's beard.

Etymology:

The term face pet was first coined by "lemniscate", on September 29th 2010, when posting on the popular Jake Gyllenhaal fan blog called Wet Dark And Wild.
The word combination face pet was engendered in reference to:
1) the tendency men have to subconsciously stroke and touch their face and/or facial hair; often a form of auto-erotic touching when flirting to indicate they're interested
2) the health benefits discovered by researchers at the University of Warwick with regards to stroking or playing with one's pet

Jake gently strokes his face pet whilst staring into the distance, lost in a wistful gaze.

by Razzmatazz101 March 1, 2012

petting the beaver

Masturbating

Person 1- She was petting the beaver in public last night in her balcony.
Person 2- Did you manage to see her clitoris?
Person 1- Ohhh yeah, she was hairy though...

by Sev336 July 23, 2016