COL

Cat on lap. Used as your reason for not being able to do something b/c it will disturb the cat.

Wife: Honey, can you get me a soda from the fridge?
Husband: Why can't you?
Wife: I'm COL
Husband: Oh, okay.

by lucentabella May 16, 2009

Pet Whipped

One who does everything for the benefit of their pet. Someone who places their pet's needs or desires (real or not) above others. One who acts as a servant to their pet.

I had to dump that girl. The dog got better treatment than me. She's totally pet whipped.

by lucentabella May 16, 2009