Cog Haircut

The haircut of a person who has been influenced by their superiors at their place of work to only have the most basic of all haircuts. This is because they act as a cog in the machine and all that matters is their labor, not their personality. Children who go to schools with a strict dress code may also have Cog Haircuts.

Friend 2: Ayo your homie’s hair looks like ass.
Friend 1: Yeah his boss only lets him have that Cog Haircut.

by stalepork6 May 28, 2021

cogged

Describes a person or situation when someone experiences substantial cognitive dissonance (abbreviated) and the 'cogs' of the mind get stuck.

He pointed out that animals are more cruel to each other in the wild than domesticated by humans. The PETA rep became silent, unsure how to respond. Looks like he's cogged.

by Jimmawww July 09, 2021

snotch cog

to mess around, foreplay

ex: you're not a top or a bottom but a snotch cog!!

Are you down to snotch cog?

by luxury713 September 26, 2011

Cog☆

A rise of nations admin who often says sex and is pretty cool overall

Cog☆ Is a pretty cool admin

by OriginalUser_names September 25, 2020

Cogging

The act of tying one's penis into a knot.

Matthew messed up the cogging process and lost all the blood flow in his penis.

by Dr. Cogsworth June 11, 2024

Cogging

The act of tying one's penis into a knot

Matthew messed up the Cogging process and lost all blood flow in his penis.

by Dr. Cogsworth June 11, 2024

Cogging

The act of tying your penis into a knot

Ryan started Cogging because he got tired of having an untied penis.

by gayfaggnuts June 01, 2024