Definitions by PokemonFanboy916

Abstract plastic

A plastic product, usually a kid's toy, that includes a unique feature, electronic functions, or is simply aesthetically pleasing

"Dude, my electronic Bumblebee is the coolest piece of abstract plastic ever!"

Abstract plastic by PokemonFanboy916 July 26, 2026

CrackBerry 

A person who's inanely addicted to their smartphone or BlackBerry to the point where they actually feel withdrawal from the phone and need rehab to recover

Guy 1: Dude, can you get the f*** off your phone?
CrackBerry: Ok.
Five minutes later
CrackBerry: *gets back on phone*
Guy 2: Dude, what a CrackBerry

CrackBerry by PokemonFanboy916 May 13, 2023

Cyco-arms 

Arms usually found on demons that bend backwards 90 degrees

Person: hey, look at my cyco-arms
*Bends arms 90 degrees*
Person 2: 😳

Cyco-arms by PokemonFanboy916 December 13, 2021

Love ducks

Ducks on lsd

Human: look at those love ducks
Another human: more like love fucks

Love ducks: *quacks “family man” by Fleetwood Mac*

Love ducks by PokemonFanboy916 December 10, 2021

Virginity Swiper 

A sex offender who dresses up like Swiper from Dora and goes around town swiping little kids virginity

Virginity swiper: Heheheh, you can call me the virginity swiper
Kid: swiper no swiping
Virginity swiper: try saying that while you suck my dick
*begins having sex*

Virginity Swiper by PokemonFanboy916 December 10, 2021

EEEIIIZ 

A young North American kid who mysteriously wanders the woods like bigfoot

Guy: *Spots an EEEIIIZ*
Guy: Hey Jane look at this
Guys wife: OMG! An EEEIIIZ
EEEIIIZ: *disappears*

EEEIIIZ by PokemonFanboy916 September 22, 2021

Magihead 

Somebody who goes to Great Wolf Lodge just to play Magiquest.

Magihead: I JUST NEED 2 MORE RUNES BEFORE I CAN DO THE FINAL BOSS
You: F*** off, Magihead

Magihead by PokemonFanboy916 July 23, 2021