PokemonFanboy916's definitions

EEEIIIZ

A young North American kid who mysteriously wanders the woods like bigfoot

Guy: *Spots an EEEIIIZ*
Guy: Hey Jane look at this
Guys wife: OMG! An EEEIIIZ
EEEIIIZ: *disappears*

by PokemonFanboy916 September 22, 2021

Magihead

Somebody who goes to Great Wolf Lodge just to play Magiquest.

Magihead: I JUST NEED 2 MORE RUNES BEFORE I CAN DO THE FINAL BOSS
You: F*** off, Magihead

by PokemonFanboy916 July 23, 2021

CrackBerry

A person who's inanely addicted to their smartphone or BlackBerry to the point where they actually feel withdrawal from the phone and need rehab to recover

Guy 1: Dude, can you get the f*** off your phone?
CrackBerry: Ok.
Five minutes later
CrackBerry: *gets back on phone*
Guy 2: Dude, what a CrackBerry

by PokemonFanboy916 May 13, 2023

Virginity Swiper

A sex offender who dresses up like Swiper from Dora and goes around town swiping little kids virginity

Virginity swiper: Heheheh, you can call me the virginity swiper
Kid: swiper no swiping
Virginity swiper: try saying that while you suck my dick
*begins having sex*

by PokemonFanboy916 December 10, 2021

Love ducks

Ducks on lsd

Human: look at those love ducks
Another human: more like love fucks

Love ducks: *quacks “family man” by Fleetwood Mac*

by PokemonFanboy916 December 10, 2021

Cyco-arms

Arms usually found on demons that bend backwards 90 degrees

Person: hey, look at my cyco-arms
*Bends arms 90 degrees*
Person 2: 😳

by PokemonFanboy916 December 13, 2021

Choke Chain

You raise a dog the same way you raise a child, by giving direct and rude commands, followed by correction.

Guy: LAY DOWN!!!!
Dog: What?
*Guy Pulls Choke Chain*
Dog: ARFFFF
The dog is dead

by PokemonFanboy916 January 20, 2021