PokemonFanboy916's definitions

CrackBerry

A person who's inanely addicted to their smartphone or BlackBerry to the point where they actually feel withdrawal from the phone and need rehab to recover

Guy 1: Dude, can you get the f*** off your phone?
CrackBerry: Ok.
Five minutes later
CrackBerry: *gets back on phone*
Guy 2: Dude, what a CrackBerry

by PokemonFanboy916 May 13, 2023

Choke Chain

You raise a dog the same way you raise a child, by giving direct and rude commands, followed by correction.

Guy: LAY DOWN!!!!
Dog: What?
*Guy Pulls Choke Chain*
Dog: ARFFFF
The dog is dead

by PokemonFanboy916 January 20, 2021

Love ducks

Ducks on lsd

Human: look at those love ducks
Another human: more like love fucks

Love ducks: *quacks “family man” by Fleetwood Mac*

by PokemonFanboy916 December 10, 2021

Virginity Swiper

A sex offender who dresses up like Swiper from Dora and goes around town swiping little kids virginity

Virginity swiper: Heheheh, you can call me the virginity swiper
Kid: swiper no swiping
Virginity swiper: try saying that while you suck my dick
*begins having sex*

by PokemonFanboy916 December 10, 2021

Cyco-arms

Arms usually found on demons that bend backwards 90 degrees

Person: hey, look at my cyco-arms
*Bends arms 90 degrees*
Person 2: 😳

by PokemonFanboy916 December 13, 2021

Cog

A type of robot who threatens and tortures players of the MMO ToonTown. They are the main antagonist of ToonTown.

Player: Bumps into the "Flunky" cog
Flunky (cog): ararara
Player: OMG A level 1 Flunky!
Flunky (cog): Throws red tape at Toon
Player: loses all health points
Flunky (cog): Dances

by PokemonFanboy916 February 17, 2021

Magihead

Somebody who goes to Great Wolf Lodge just to play Magiquest.

Magihead: I JUST NEED 2 MORE RUNES BEFORE I CAN DO THE FINAL BOSS
You: F*** off, Magihead

by PokemonFanboy916 July 23, 2021