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Wilks

A last name for twins that share nothing and both suck in different ways, The oldest is always a stupid ass cunt.
And the youngest gets to attached and acts faggoty
Older Wilks: You Suck Im grumpy
Younger Wilks: I only like toes this week
by MoneyMakaTheThird August 21, 2025
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Wilk

Wine and milk mixed together. The lactosed combo can be really tasty with the fatty umami flavor from the milk, and the wine provides the unpredictable fun from the alcohol. The milk can be substituted for oat milk, in which case the name of the drink becomes"Oat Wilk".
I've never made Wilk, or Oat Wilk, before. I need to now because it is a brilliant idea and will taste amazing and the milk will definitely not curdle and get a weird texture when the drinks are mixed(never made this cocktail before)
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Edit: Update:oakmilk is a no-go.🤢
Update2: NEVER. EVER. make wilk, or oat wilk. Especially dairy-based wilk*throws up in mouth a little*
by Colinivorous June 3, 2024
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Steve wilks yet again updated

Again, is a booty ass defensive coordinator for the university of Missouri because he can't coach pro ball because he's fucking predictable as a teddy bear his ass was the a defensive coordinator for the browns and was also ass as a head coach for the Arizona cardbirdies that got fired after making the Cardinals a laughable team only 1 year on the job 3-13 really Steve??? Really?????
Steve wilks yet again updated examples

University of Missouri: let's hire Steve wilks what could possibly go wrong?

Um athletes: of fuck no!

1 year later: (6-6 season) um students: (all cry)

#2
(Cleveland browns:) tf why did we hire this booty ass who went 3-13 with the cardbirdies?

(Whoever hired him:) because his defense is fire ASF

(Browns:) you and him pack your bags your asses are fired

#3

(Arizona week 0 :) Steve wilks is the answer
(Ari week 17:) fuck you Steve wilks you're a bum ass who isn't coming back next year your play calling is ass and our defense couldn't do shit with you
by Bleeding guns December 15, 2021
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kaitlyn wilks

Kaitlyn Wilks is a smart loving person she is beautiful she will light up your world she is not selfish and she has deep blue eyes that have there own meaning she is a very special person to have in your life.
She is so beautiful that must be Kaitlyn Wilks .
by Alexis4404 September 16, 2017
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Piper Wilkes

A boy who is often acting homosexual with his friends. He is considered perverse and really annoying.
"Wow, He's such a Piper Wilkes."
by Joe Hama March 20, 2022
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Wilkes-Barre Repair Job

The Wilkes-Barre Repair Job is when a car has different colored parts. For example; the hood of the car is black, while the rest of the frame is shit green. Bonus points if multiple parts of the car are different colors.
Jim: “Dude, that car is a piece of shit. It looks like it’s hardly able to run.”

Fred: “I know, you can tell by the Wilkes-Barre Repair Job. The door is brown, the bumper is red, and the car is white. Surprised it still turns on.”
by The Wilkes Barre Repair Man October 3, 2022
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