Terminal Market crash

When your computer crashes for unknown or known reasons like viruses, or unplugged cords.

"Dude, sorry i didn't respond to your email. I had a terminal market crash."

"No problem, just reply when it gets back up."

by Nycho January 5, 2009

Terminal Failocity

1) When someone is so full of fail they cannot possibly fail any harder.

2) An incurable case of suck deemed fatal.

Guy 1 : That skydivers chute didnt open!
Guy 2: Well he packed it himself, i guess that makes this a case of terminal failocity.

by The Real Zook July 25, 2010

Terminal poop disorder

It's when you poop a lot and it's terminal.

Jamie: "i have been pooping 1-3 times a day for the past several weeks"
Chris: "my god! you might have terminal poop disorder"

by mellamoluke July 23, 2016

Terminal Brown Neck

The largest growing disease in the world. Usually caused by putting one's head so far up their ass that a permanent brown ring forms around their neck. See also: Shit head

My neighbor just shot a cannon firework out of his hand while holding a beer in the other. He must have a case of terminal brown neck.

by DetroitOnTheVirg July 6, 2017

terminal lag

Lag that causes you to die in a video game.

I was playing some Half-Life when it started running slow and I experienced some terminal lag! Aaargh!!

by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. November 30, 2017

Terminal Clogging Syndrome

A syndrome where the thought of not having clogs or clogging feel nearly impossible, to relieve its effects its best to have a pair of clogs around or to often clog

Someone I know Stan has terminal clogging syndrome and they cant bear not having clogs or clogging

by MMDDYYYY March 1, 2021

terminally skilled

I dont know what this means but my doctor says im terminally skilled, must be a compliment at my gaming skills since I beat him in mario

doctor: you are terminally skilled

by Hehe I cheated March 25, 2021