Technology

Doing a chick doggystyle.

Guy#1: "Oh man that girl is UGLY, but she's all over me."
Guy#2: "Dude that's why they invented technology."

by John Barrett April 20, 2008

technology coma

when you come home from work school etc. and surround yourself in the world of technology. includes things such as tv,payperview, texting, facebook, myspace, amazon, twitter, phone calls, xanga, stickam, etc.
Usually atleast 3-4 of these are being preformed at once.

john: hey what's up tina?
tina: oh you know facebook myspace twitter YouTube...
john: oh the basic technology coma?
tina: yeah pretty much.

by itsfreakingme March 13, 2009

Technology Cheese

Similar to a grilled cheese, the first step is to toast two slices of bread, next microwave the two slices of bread with desired number of cheese slices until sufficiently melted.

Bro, I'm starving, I want a grilled cheese, but I don't want to do all that work.

Dude, just technology cheese instead.

YES!

by sanfred December 10, 2012

appropriate technology

The term appropriate technology is broadly used to mean a technology that is simple to use, culturally sensitive, adoptable to prevailing local conditions and cost effective. So that, whether in a small farm processing agricutural raw materials or in an office complex handling large volumes of commercial client, the technology that is adopted must meet the above criteria, so as to maximize input, promote efficiency and reduce cost.

Appropriate Technology.
For example;
Tractors for relatively large farms.

by NdeiyaxyGh. December 4, 2010

push technology

A method, invented by Wired magazine, of removing all non-advertising content from the internet.

"We'll get more eyeballs if we synergize our core paradigms utilizing push technology."

by mal June 21, 2004

Nigga Technology

Anything that doesn't plug into a printer; technology for niggas.
Don't start trippin' calling me a racist, I don't mean nigga in a disrespectful way, I mean it as a general term for an ignorant motherfucker. Anybody of any race can be an ignorant motherfucker

All nigga technology does is let dumb niggas talk to other dumb niggas about dumb nigga shit.

by Pokedex #184 May 24, 2018

We have the technology

Stop bickering, just look it up on your damn phone.

Friend 1: I'm telling you, Joffery was in Batman.

Friend 2: No way, brah, no way Joffery was in no Batman.

Friend 1: We have the technology. (Conversation ends, they google that shit.)

Harve Bennett: Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive.
Oscar Goldman: We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.

by TeamSteve December 21, 2016