a synonym for edging - the practice of prolonging orgasm during masturbation. Used only in reference to masturbation involving the male member (e.g. the Canuck)

I had been jerking off for hours, but decided to keep teasing the Canuck until I shot a massive load.

by weyus August 7, 2011

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treading

Slang for the act of having sex

Where's Bob?
He's over at Sally's treading.

by T. Beavan July 29, 2004

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Possibly the most baneful show on Fox Television Network. The rules of show are as follows:

1. Two families switch maternal figures for two weeks.

2. The first week the wife must oblige to the families routine activities and procedures.

3. The second week the wife may implement her guidelines and etiquette which must be adhered to by the brood to which she is a transient among.

4. Post-switch the families are reunited, each bearing a letter from the opposite wife. Along with this letter is $50,000 which is do be distributed according to the will's contained in the letter.

This show wontedly unites polar opposite family structures each week to see how the chaotic situations that are inevitable ensue playout.

Person 1- Hey did you watch Trading Spouses last night?

Person 2- No. I was busy doing something more appealing, eating pead laint.

by Dyer Hater December 28, 2005

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