Daycation

When you find your neighbor's hidden house key and sneak into their house, leaving only an hour before he/she comes home from work.

I went to my mom's house for a daycation. She never knew I was there.

by Treeteeg January 8, 2010

cell-u-lar-tardation

a. The state of owning a cell phone and having absolutely no idea how to use it.

b. An acquired state of mental retardation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.

Fred's 18 year old daughter, Lisa, has an advanced stage of cell-u-lar-tardation that is irreversible. It's a real shame that he didn't understand the consequences back at age 2, when she got her first cell phone.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

[Staycation}

going on a vacation to a buddy's house and end up staying on their couch for an extended period of time

"who's that new guy living in your pool room?"

"some dumb mother fucker that thinks he can have a Staycation} at my beach house,, kickin him out tomorrow."

by duwane January 21, 2009

Laycation

Stop what you're doing; lay around and do nuthin'.

Taking a vacation by staying home and doing nothing.

Quit cleaning the house, chillax and take a laycation.

by Fleurelle August 17, 2006

staycation arrangement

A temporary furniture arrangement, especially in a less efficient though more fresh and novel fashion, whose arrangers fully intend on rearranging back to the original format after short-term display.

Derives from the fact that such a furniture setup is fun to visit, but is not ideal to live with for long; being in the home, it is properly coined the "staycation" arrangement.

Our couch is in the middle of the room diagonally because it's in our staycation arrangement.

by HefeBoss October 4, 2016

tvacation

A vacation in which you visit exotic locations by watching travel tv shows. It's cheap and you get to visit many destinations. travel channel, tv, travel, vacation, exotic destinations, Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Samantha Brown, international

Every night I take a tvacation to South America, China, Europe and Africa. It beats jumping on and off planes and spending a fortune on a real one.

by joecoolthefool July 11, 2016

Staycation

(adi) A description for time well spent at place of residence.

(verb) A period of time when a person finds activity to keep themselves amused in a comfortable environment.

(noun) a vacation whereas the individual remains in a familiar surrounding.

"Next month, I am planning a staycation with the kids for backyard camping."

by Decked September 3, 2017