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mom tard

a young adult who dont work and lives with mom
he is still a mom tard
by jo pig February 3, 2014
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Tarada

Tarada is a Latin American insult, but mostly used in Argentina. Tarada means "dumbass".

{'tarada' is for girls, and 'tarado' is for boys}
Sos una tarada.
You're a dumbass.
by camcamcamcamcam March 6, 2015
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tardball

A cross between a retard and a goofball. Typically, someone who is a complete moron that should not be asking questions or given any tasks that involve the mentality over the age of a six year old.
That customer on the phone today was a complete tardball. He had no idea how to even read the instructions!
by Rob Vice May 12, 2006
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Ri-Tard

A water creature that has one horn, a low shield weakness in the back, and comes out of a red pokeball before evolving into its adult form. The color of the Ri-Tard is ever changing, similar to that of a chameleon, blending in with the colors of its surroundings. They are typically peaceful creatures unless provoked. The Ri-Tards greatest defense mechanism is the Ri-Tard call, REEEEEEE CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK, which is a call to arms to all other Ri-Tards to come to the one in need. The Ri-Tard's motto is "We are one" since together they create a whole which is greater than the sum of their parts. Another useful defense mechanism is the ability to intentionally pass out when in danger. These defense mechanisms are critical since the species is endangered- only 11 Ri-tards exist in the known universe.
Shhhh! You don't want to awaken the Ri-Tard.
by goats1967 August 3, 2010
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Tard anon

People who, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, still believe that there is a "Q" who is a member of the intelligence agency and for some reason spends his time passing "classified information" to boomers through an anime message board.
Person A: "Since the election my parents have gone full tard anon. They think that Trump and the My Pillow Guy are behind some galaxy brain plot to arrest Satan worshiping pedos or some shit."

Person B: "Why on earth would anyone believe that"

Person A: "I dunno they read it on some anime website"
by Q-Tard April 20, 2021
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yard tard

people who are fans of pro-wrestling and they and other friends simulate the moves they see on either a trampoline or mattress.
the "tard" part is used because it is seen as a stupid act and it is illegal.
"Oh my gosh, those yard tards are gonna get hurt doing that."
by Dan Oberg July 11, 2004
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tard swat

When a tard in your class takes a swipe at you because you pissed him off.
Teacher-Toby, please sit down and do your work."
Toby-"arrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhh raises his hand and tard swats the air 2 inches from your nose."
by short straw March 21, 2009
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