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Kitchen Table

This is a 5-way gay sex position that consists of 5 different roles. First there is the table himself who is leaning over at a 90 degree angle. To help support him, we have the table legs who is supporting the table by laying face up on the floor supporting the table’s chest with his feet and jerking off the table with his arms. Then, there are two chairs. Chair one is fucking the table in the ass and the other is getting sucked off by the table. To finish off the position, there is the tablecloth which is another guy, laying face up on top of the table, being blown by chair one and making out with the other. Only the table legs is getting the short end of the stick and therefore positions should be rotated however the weight of the table and the tablecloth must be considered. Heavier men are suggested to be the chairs or table legs.
“Bro please tell me you didn’t post the video of us doing the Kitchen Table on your story”
by Constaqueef December 30, 2018
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tabea

a sexy chick who makes everybody laugh. people love her for who she is- a beautiful young woman nobody can resist.
you're so tabea.
wow today you look just as tabea.
by lovelygirlyy February 5, 2010
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table top

An innocent bystander is standing up. Someone gets on their hands and knees behind them and another person pushes them maknig them fall on their ass.
Mike got table topped and fell on his ass.
by Joe March 1, 2005
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Table out

Mainly used in context of wanting to leave quickly
Also another term for goodbye, Kind of like a "Peace out"
Examples:

"this is boring, lets table out!"

"I don't wanna stay here! I have plans with Jess! lets table out!"

"alright guys we're going, table out!"
by mscd1128 September 2, 2008
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under the table

income not declared to government to avoid taxes.
He was visiting from new zealand on a travel visa so I paid him under the table for painting my house.
by Gordon Crandlemire June 21, 2004
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Coffee table-ing

The perverse sexual act of defecating onto a glass coffee table whilst someone lies underneath the coffee table to best observe the results
Derek was a huge fan of coffee table-ing
by otter89 July 21, 2009
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table

An inanimate object that James Hetfield of Metallica claims to be.
by m3tallic4 October 16, 2012
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