syncrobation

Syncrobation is when your masturbation clock synchs up with your bud's and the cumforting truth emerges -- probably through some kind of chat -- that you have both just simulwanked. If you are within high fiving distance though that truth becomes terror or leads to sex.

"Dude, how's it going?"
"Good. Just finished jerking off, about to play some videogames."
"Dude, me too!"
*both* "Syncrobation five! o/ \o"

by Raoul Duke... Nukem October 4, 2010

synchronized swimming

A form of group sex used with very loose vaginal orifices.

We had a synchronized swimming session with Charlene.

by anjr00 July 17, 2003

Synchronized Pissing

When you and the person next to you start pissing at the same time and somehow stop pissing at the same time making the situation awkward although leaving you both thinking "fuck that was legendary"

I went to the bathroom and these two people were Synchronized Pissing. It was kinda awkward but legendary.

by j0d4n September 6, 2011

Synchronized football

Synchronized football is an individual hybrid sport of regular football and penalty kicks. The name derives from it's mathematically perfected, synchronized field layout. The game can host a number of players, ranging from 3-6, where the goal layout of a 3 player-match would be a triangle, and in a game of 5 players would be a pentagon and so on.

Hi Geir! Want to play a game of synchronized football? Me a and my buddies here challenge you to a hectagon game.

by geir January 9, 2007

idiocynchracy synchronosity

Petty aliments or hiccups experienced in achieving synchrononisity

Idiocynchracy synchronosity adds allure to demure.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

synchrofluous

Existing or Occurring for an extended period of time relative to itself.

These have been some synchrofluous events.

All Arts and Sciences are synchrofluous.
It's crazy, this idea I had was paralleled by this thing I saw, that was synchrofluous.

by Regulus Night Lightcaster August 1, 2016

synchronized stitch

Noun: An appropriate rhythm while stitch-fucking. Two males are double penetrating a woman in her anus and vagina, and as one goes in, the other is going out. This appropriate rhythm ensures that the woman is fully penetrated at all times and does not die or get split in half. This also conveniently prevents the two men's testicles from touching each other, which could call their heterosexuality into question.

Matt: Man, when I grow up, I want to be just like Josh and Stacy. They're masters of synchronized stitch. All the chicks are talking about them.
Zack: Yeah, I hear their balls don't even touch. They're gonna turn synchronized stitch into an Olympic sport!

by Jay-Deezy February 25, 2010