Swamp Donkey

a swamp donkey is A human female that exhibits characteristics of a swamp donkey are; friend humper, dirty and incredibly ugly, incredibly incredibly! UGLY. usually low morals and divorces husband for smelly little hunchbacked man. and then aborts child from hunched back man to prove love, and she’ incredibly ugly and shes a blood sucking money stealing hooker bag

- i cant believe hes humping that swamp donkey
- dude i hope ur new chick dosent become a swamp donkey

by mowhym3 November 14, 2005

Swamp Donkey

An dreadful excuse of a human who would only be touched by your ugliest mate on a footy trip at 5:00am.

"Hey Bazza, don't even think about taking that insipid Swamp Donkey back to our hotel

by David Clonan December 18, 2003

Swamp Donkey

An irritated diaper-rash-like irritation on your inner thighs and "private areas" caused by excessive sweating due to a combination of heat and excercise

After hiking in the woods all day I have a serious case of swamp donkey going on

by Mountainmanbrewing June 13, 2013

swamp donkey

A Moose mate end of story!

I went hunting Swamp Donkeys last week end with my mates.

by Glen Tate June 27, 2004

swamp donkey

a girl that lets herself get nasty for no reason. a super ugly girl

man look at that girl shes a swamp donkey

by gary7460 October 29, 2006

swamp donkey

a swamp donkey is like a swamp pig or a bush pig
basically its a white trailor trash scrubber who doesnt wash and has a smelly cunt
a girl u wouldnt fuck with a baseball bat

ghurl ur a swamp donkey u nasty!!!

by toostr82bgay December 24, 2004

Swamp Donkey

There are two types of women, swamp donkeys and dirt squirrels:
A swamp donkey is there just "to take the load".
A dirt squirrel "gathers her nuts for the winter".

"Dude, that girl you were with last night was a total swamp donkey"

by IndustrialPig January 20, 2012