Sumeru

A realm in Genshin Impact, Ruled by the Dendro Archon. Sumeru can be identified as a Arabian desert depending from the clothing of outlanders who came from Sumeru.

Sumeru is a nation with the dendro archon.

by Haruko_Sama November 22, 2021

shmerh

"Shmerh" can be used in many situations, shmerh can be any emotion, or an insult, or just a word. shmerh is everything.

"Miley, you sexy piece of shmerh!"
"WHAT THE SHMERH!"
"She was being like...shmerhhh"
"how are you feeling today?" "Pretty shmerhhh, thanks for askinggg."

by Shmerh February 26, 2008

Smereal

The act of harvesting the two week old smegma from underneath one's foreskin to mix in with their cornflakes for added flavour.

Is it me or do these cornflakes taste....different?

Correct my friend!
This is my full protein organic Smereal mix, and the best thing is that it's 100% Natural!

by CreamyQueefStain January 16, 2020

Shmerv

A spare little scrap of chronic.. Originated in Sammamish, WA during the Wild West times. Used to describe chronic and people. First applied by DUKE

"Hey man, you got anything to blaze on?"

" Sorry bro, All I got is a little shmerv."

by OG SMOKEDOG September 10, 2009

Squirter Sumerta

One whose personality overflows so much it squirts out. She has the amazing ability to make the most innocent comment smutty. This 'verbal ejaculate' takes everyone by surprise, much like the act itself.

Wongy - "Are you putting in for the boss' gift Squirter Sumerta?"
Squirter - "Matt will put it in for me?!?!"

Squirter - "I am upset that I have touched myself again because its made such a mess!"

Squirter - "I have white stuff all over my crotch and bum!!"

by Evidentary October 1, 2014

Smerconish

Similar to a dirty Sanchez, a Smerconish is where during anal intercourse the penis is removed from the anus and is smeared on the woman's or man's face in a circle around the mouth giving a poop goatee.

Scott:"Dude I totally Smerconished that chick last night!"
Brad:"Fuck yeah broski!"

by peezy2014 April 3, 2019

Simer

Sexy, fine ass girl with the tightest piss flaps you've ever seen.

Bendy from yoga and firm taco from kegels, this chick is rockin.

Can be a bit of a tongue whore.

If you're about to munch on some tight cootch, and that girl's got some fine pussy, you say, "girl, I want to destroy your fine tight ass simer with my tongue"

by D*unit* February 4, 2010